Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I want her autograph on my taint
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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