I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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