i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
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Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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