normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
