So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
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so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
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I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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