I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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