I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
