Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
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i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
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Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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