Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
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I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
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Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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