The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
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I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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