Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
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Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
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Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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