Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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