i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
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It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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