Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
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I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
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