I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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