can we get nightvision for the apartment?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
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Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
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Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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