Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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