I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
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