you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.