Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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