Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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