D3 body, D1 cock
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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