dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
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Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
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My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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