i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
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imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
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You brought string cheese to the strip club
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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