no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
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it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
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Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
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