scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
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All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
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put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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