How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
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Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
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At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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