I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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