from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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