West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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