so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
where are my eyebrows?
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