just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
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If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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