Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
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Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
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Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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