Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
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I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
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I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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