Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
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Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
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That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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