She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
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I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
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I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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