There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
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Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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