your thong is hanging out like whoa
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I need a hoe opinion
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