used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
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All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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