i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
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the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
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i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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