how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
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I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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