why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
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So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
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Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.