Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
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My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city