Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
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I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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