...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
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Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
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I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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