It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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