We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
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I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
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You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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