East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
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I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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