Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
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The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
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Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist