Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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