I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
It's just like the Real World with babies
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
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You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
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Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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