She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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