Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
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Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
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I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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