Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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