I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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