I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
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At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?