it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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